Mr. T says: pity the fool who does graduate studies

How could we forget to talk about this wicked article on the slavery that is grad studies starring the people on the fourth floor. Apparently we do 60h weeks at $6.25 an hour looking for cures by counting cells while dreaming about escaping the lab. Well, sorta accurate, except I know a way to increase hourly wage without increasing the total amount of money you receive. It's a secret. Unfortunately the article forgets to mention the other great scientist working on snf2L.