Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Buy cigarettes in bulk!


Forget about your local dealer or even starting your own meth lab... any good scientist knows the best way to score a quick hit is to use your CIHR funding on the good stuff from Sigma. Cocaine, heroin and other drugs are readily available (once you can prove to the DEA that it's for 'research purposes'). Or better yet, just buy one of their Pseudo(tm) scents (now available in 'corpse'!) and sprinkle it in your co-workers luggage next time you go through airport security...

And for those of you not really into the hardcore drugs and your Player's Light just won't cut it, you can buy research cigarettes from the University of Kentucky. Now, I'm not sure what the current price for a pack of smokes is, but 12 000 cancer sticks for $2800 doesn't seem like that bad a deal. Maybe smoking isn't so un-economical after all.


6 comments:

Anonymous Coward said...

A recent study shows that the amount of nicotine in cigarettes rose an average of 10% between 1998 and 2004. you already get a better bang for your buck.

kamel said...

Some commentary on that story here

There's another study that says that lower nicotine in cigarettes leads to increases in 'compensatory smoking' and therefore a higher intake of the other nasties in cigarettes.

Personally I'm more interested in who has to test the 'corpse' scent at Sigma (link fixed now). "Nope, not rotting enough"

Ben said...

Don't get me wrong...if you smoke, 12,000 cigarettes for $2800 is an amazing deal! Just not if you only need like 6 packs...

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