Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists

From the annals of improbable research, the group responsible, among other things, for the IgNobel prizes comes a club for scientists who have luxuriant flowing hair. It is a well known fact that the lenght of the hair is correlated to the scientific abilities, just take Newton and Eisntein as examples. "The project was first announced in mini-AIR 2001-02. The initial list, assembled by a subcommittee comprised of seven members of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, was meant as a nucleating seed, from which a larger list could grow." Well Bayman, I think it's time you let your hair grow back!