Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Vegansexual?

So apparently vegans bring their activism and animal restriction all the way to the bedroom. No get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not talking about bestiality (or lack thereof). However they have to be choosy when it comes to lubricants. Rather I'm talking about a new form of protest:

"They are mainly women, well educated and politically active, but are squeamish about having sexual contact with meat eaters. [...] Another vegan woman was so repulsed by the practice that she wouldn’t even let a carnivore get to first base: “I couldn’t think of kissing lips that allow dead animal pieces to pass between them.”"

Talk about restricting your dating pool... However I'm sure you could exchange fruits for sexual favors. It also begs the question, can vegan women swallow?


6 comments:

Kevin Z said...

Looks like vegans are self-imposing a bottleneck. I wonder what recessive alleles will be fixed in that small population. We'll have to keep an eye out for hints of inbreeding depression.

Anonymous said...

That was in poor taste.

Anonymous Coward said...

That's what she said!

Bayman said...

I would never kiss a woman who eats eggplants. They're just so cute and purple, it's just barbaric how people raise them just to kill them and eat them up.

Guillaume said...

lol, awesome. Good work AC.

Alfred Russel Wallace said...

Hmmm... vegan women are pickier than vegan men. It's a meatless miniworld...