Friday, August 18, 2006

We be diggin' for treasure!

In an interesting ruling, AOL has been given permission to dig for buried gold and platinum to collect on a court judgement. The company was awarded $12.8M from a convicted spammer and intends to collect by unearthing the buried booty in his parent's yard. Sounds like maybe AOL has been reading too many of those emails from the recently imprisoned Nigerian president. For a mere $1000, part of his fortune could be yours! Also, I have some great penis enlargment products to sell you.