Top 100 stupid christian quotes

Not sure if I should laugh or cry. These quotes were taken from forum posts. Obviously I don't want to disparage Christians, there are stupid people in every faith (or non-faith). But most of them relate to science, such as this one:

"Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"

Training in photocopiers?

They are constantly bugging us with all the biosafety training, but now they've gone too far, I got this by email:

"subject:TRAINING ON THE PHOTOCOPIER

I am setting up training on the photocopier, by Dr. J* B*'s office. I think everyone has a grasp on "basic" photocopying, but we are looking to get training on the more advanced features like scanning. If you or one of your students/trainees would like to attend this training session, please let me know. If there are too many people who need/want training, I can add on another training session ie, 2:30-3:30 (or another day). We can only have 5-6 people training at one time."

I think we also need a retreat to discuss what body parts are appropriate or not to photocopy.