Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Aventis, a pharmaceutical company, has found a good way to increase sales of its anti-obesity and cholesterol busting drugs in a unique parternship with Phillip-Morris, the tobacco company. A company spokesperson has been quoted as praising Ambien, Aventis' drug for the recent rise in american obesity "We expects sales of butter and cigarettes to rise 2.3% this year". People on Ambien have been reported to eat weird things while sleepwalking. "Think of the opportunity" said the CEO of Aventis, "we are now working on a drug that makes poeple mail us checks while sleeping".
Posted by Anonymous Coward at 3:49 PM