Kentucky: More Than Just the Home of Creationism

Intrigued to know more about the state that so loves creationism, I immediately consulted Wikiality to get the facts. Looking up Kentucky, I discovered that this state is also the birthplace of the great Abraham Lincoln, founding father of the Bear Hunters of America. Here's an excerpt:

"Abraham Lincoln was born in a one room log cabin in Kentucky in the year 1809. Which when you really think about it, isn't that much of a surprise ... it WAS 1809 Kentucky! 1809 Kentucky was not the inbred, butt raping, banjo playing kind of place full of Democrats depicted in the film Deliverance. But, was actually a haven for gutless and godless bears. The young Lincoln would spend a good portion of his early childhood wrestling with these beasts, until his family moved to Illinois; little did Lincoln know that his hatred of bears would ultimately lead to his demise."