Wednesday, April 01, 2009

World Fart Day

The Bayblab is pleased to announce that tonight at 8PM is the much anticipated fart hour. As you all know methane is a potent greenhouse gas which has 21 times the impact of carbon dioxide. Since 1750, the levels of methane in the atmosphere has risen 150%, and slightly over half of those emissions are anthropogenic. We have previsouly established that about 50% of humans are methanogenic, and fart large quantities of methane which pollute our environment. That is why tonight, between 8PM and 9PM we urge you to keep your farts in, and clench your butt cheeks in solidarity. This way we can ensure our children's future will not be compromised by butt tuba. It's time to do your part for global warming.


3 comments:

rob said...

I'm definitely going to do my part to reduce my carbon buttprint.

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