Thursday, May 11, 2006
A great example of evolution in action, humans recently discovered the first known polar-grizzly bear hybrid. What did we do? Damn right, we shot that bad-boy dead. Probably make a nice trophy in someone's living room. From look of his eyes I'd say there was a bit of pizzly-boxing going on too. Goes to show, we're so good at killing off species, they're going extinct before they even exist. That's right, gotta nip 'em in the bud. Don't worry - I'm sure all you tree-hugging scientists out there will get a chance to study a grolar bear soon enough. The North Pole's only getting warmer and greener and there'll be plenty more polar bear's makin' babies with grizzlies before they go extinct.
Posted by Bayman at 4:07 PM