Friday, June 15, 2007

Random friday afternoon science

"Scientific Psychic® abides by the methodology of science. Therefore, the word "psychic" refers to adjective definition number 1 ( of or relating to the psyche or the mind); any other meaning would constitute an oxymoron. Predictions are based on the scientific method. Here is a prediction: On March 9, 2016 there will be a total solar eclipse in Sumatra and Borneo."

Yet on the site they talk about paranormal stuff I'm not sure wether it's a subtle joke or it's for real... But the tests are funny.

Since it's friday, here's a really geeky joke for you found on bash :

"A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."
Hahah. You get it? It's a homonymn.
fuck you all."

Finally check out this PhD project, where a student defended her thesis in underwear with someone playing pong by fondling her. I can't make up stuff like that!


Anonymous said...

Forget the wiimote, I want the boobmote.

Guillaume said...

I believe the game they were playing was "Boob boob revolution" and not pong...

NLY said...

After watching this filth I had to go an say 68 hail Marys in the hopes that I wasn't on a one way trip to lust-ville, population: Paris Hilton and sodomy.

I have always said that DDR was was programmed by satan and tested by knocked-up unwed mothers. But it seems that lucifer has moved it up a notch to teen sex 2.0.

What ever happend to more well rounded games such as "Pious George: the God loving monkey unrelated to the human species", "Jesus' flagellation adventure" or "Creationor: destructor of fossil and evolutionary evidence"

Bayblab, once again you have diverged from the path of righteousness; I recommend you read the only little known book that is 100% factual: the Bible.

bay said...

Factual? Come on, you must have a better argument than one based on "facts" - we all know what the great scholars have to say about facts:

Facts have a well known liberal bias.

"Facts do not exist. There is only truth. And truthiness.

Facts, similar to peer-reviewed scientific data, internationally proven collected data, and statistical information based on scientifically established methods are there to confuse us about our own opinions which are more important than facts.

Facts come from the head, truthiness comes from the gut."

- Stephen Colber's Wikiality

"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that is remotely true."

- Homer Simpson

NYL said...

Now there is a man who will lead the free world someday: Stephen Colbert. God bless him.