Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Paedophiles are left-handed
I can't think of a group of people more despised by society than left handed people. Well, not surprisingly, not only is pedophilia associated with low IQ, they are three times more likely to be left handed. (read the whole article, it's there, along with some interesting information that indicates this awful sexual disorder has a physiological basis.) The corollary of which is left-handed people are three times more likely to be pedophiles. We all must suffer for the existence of left-handedness, even to the extent that a newly proposed law in Manitoba suggests not reporting left-handers to the appropriate authorities could result in up to two years in jail.
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Well, it's about time someone did something about it. It's a filthy habit.
Paedophilia is nasty too.
Basically what this says is that a rare subset of left-handers with lower than average IQ (the vast majority of us are clearly superior) make up a large proportion of pedophiles. So obviously left-handedness per se is not responsible for pedophilia. In essence, these are the the broken lefties whose great potential has been lost. So the question is, why are more lefties than right-handers being psychologically crushed? Perhaps it is the pressure these children experience growing up in a society dominated by those who are jealous of their innate superpowers? It seems likely that this deviant behavioral patterning arises when many innately superior left-handed children are socially marginalized during development. In other words, it is a response to the psychological torture and self-loathing engendered on left-handed children by right-handed supremacist extremists. There is evidence to support this notion:
"In addition, evidence was found that the general criminality/NRH relationship might result from increased educational difficulties that some nonright-handers experience."
While the rare lefties who are weak, cave in to societal pressure and give in to self-loathing should of course bear responsibility for their actions, we should also recognize that a culture of jealously-inspired lefty hatred is the force driving these people toward deviancy in the first place.
How about those people who are lefthanded, are smart, and arent paedophiles?? Are they idiots, too?
this is funny i cant believe someone wrote this. is this a joke? haha im left handed and top 5 in my class. wtf.
haha
im showing this to my friends. haha it must be a joke.
...obviously a class of 5.
Pedofile / Pedofelia is the correct spelling. Left handers have there benefits. As well as right handers. You should take the time out to write somewhere else. I'm sure several left handers would like to handle your complains personally.
Den som har skrivit det här är förmodligen en idiot med för mycket fritid. Fast det är klart är man både ful och dum så lär man ju inte ha nån tjej och då kan man ju alltid skriva en sån här artikel med så mycket fritid.
PS Einstein var vänsterhänt DS
Einstein var vänsterhänt
I put the above comment through Google translate to convert it from its original Swedish: "Whoever has written this is probably an idiot with too much free time. Though it is clear they are both ugly and stupid to learn it's not have anybody girl and then you can always write an article like this with so much pleasure.
PS Einstein was left-handed DS
Einstein was left-handed"
And just out of curiosity: Was Einstein actually left-handed? (Not that it's relevant to any argument)
There are several pictures of him writing with his right hand, for example here, here, here and here.
My grandmother is left-handed but writes with her right hand as it was demanded of her during her education.
So perhaps Einstein writing with his right hand is misleading.
Of course it's possible that he's a 'switch' lefty. But with all available evidence suggesting he used his right - he also played violin right-handed, and struck matches/lit his pipe right-handed - and none going the other way, it seems unreasonable to make the definitive claim that Einstein was a lefty.
It's clearly just part of the left-handed propaganda machine trying to lay claim to all great thinkers and visionaries (Picasso is another claimed lefty with no evidence to support it). There's a reason the word 'sinister' comes from Latin meaning left.
ummm the link that supposedly shows left-handers are being jailed actually says that child porn viewers are being prosecuted... get your facts straight.
"Pedofile / Pedofelia is the correct spelling"
It's 'paedophile' or, if you are speaking the incorrect, simplified and transmogrified version known as "American English", it's 'pedophile'.
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